When Donald Duck traded in his wings for arms, did he consider that a step up or a step down?
No matter what I do to my body I never look modern. I look like an Antarctic explorer from the 1940s.
Bad news ...turns out I have GWES (Groudskeeper Willy Eyebrow Syndrome.) I thought I'd escaped it
Why does there have to be such a sharp divide between being sleep and being awake? Can't we invent a reliable middle state? My new goal.
Taking a nighttime pill by accident during the day certainly makes the rest of the day an adventure.
DGOOB "Difficulty getting out of bed." It's a real syndrome my doctor says, an autistic borderline thing:"too many sensory changes at once."
I miss the 20th century but we're not supposed to say it out loud.
*I refuse to use the word "tweet" as a verb, unless I'm referring to an actual bird.